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Now if you've ever fallen off your bike at great speed you'll know that screaming a few expletives is a great way to stop thinking about the pain. If you manage to really hurt yourself the best advice i can give you is to 'Scream for all you're worth' and keep doing it, as apart from a magic plaster it is the best way to sort out any injury. But then again I'm no doctor...
Title: Scream for all your worth
Materials: Spray paint, paint pen and charcoal