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  1. Jonathan Krohn

    Posté 12 mars 2009

    Il n'y a kun enfant ki battera Barack Obama a la prochaine election. les americains aiment les scenario hollywoodien, les republicains ont compris et prepare la prochaine mise en scene.

    qu'en pensez vous de cet enfant?

    http://www.lefigaro.... ue-aux-usa-.php

    www.lefigaro.fr
  2. Humour

    Posté 24 sept. 2008

    Writen by a Guy:



    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

    I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier.'

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

    I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

    Apparently I will not be having sex tonight either..
  3. Objective : 25000 Expulsion En 2005

    Posté 30 nov. 2005

    "La France ne veut plus de ceux dont on ne veut nulle part ailleurs dans le monde." Nicolas sarkozy revelle ses objectives pour 2005 : expulser 25000 immigres.
    " En septembre, Nicolas Sarkozy avait déjà demandé au préfet d'expulser 23 000 clandestins en 2005. Le ministre de l'intérieur a expliqué qu'il voulait éviter que la scolarisation des enfants ne devienne une "nouvelle filière" d'immigration illégale et a donc justifié l'expulsion de familles d'immigrants clandestins avec des enfants scolarisés en France, qui sera possible à la fin de l'année scolaire. "

    on dirait sarkozy est bien parti pour plaire au Francais. Faite vos valises les gars, on sait jamais a quand la hache de sarko tronchera. en fin de compte qui a combien l'objective de nombre d'expulsion sera en 2006,2006.... it seems that france will enjoy a yearly 10% growth in terms of expulsion.
  4. Rules Men Wished Wowen Knew

    Posté 28 oct. 2005

    1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

    2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.

    3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

    4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

    5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

    6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

    8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

    11. You have enough clothes.

    12. You have too many shoes.

    13. Crying is blackmail.

    14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

    15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

    16. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

    17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.

    18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

    19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

    23. Check your oil.

    24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

    25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

    26. No, it does not matter which quiz.

    27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

    28. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    29. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    30. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it is genetic.

    31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

    33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    34. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

    36. More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.

    37. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

    38. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

    39. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

    40. If it itches, it will be scratched.

    41. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    42. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.

    43. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

    44. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    45. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together
  5. Why Born Again Christian Like Bush Support Israel

    Posté 3 août 2005

    nations will invade Israel in order to spite the ships of Chittim. Of course the United States is the ships of Chittim. Think about this for a moment. The ships of Chittim absolutely have to be a close friend of Israel, if the antichrist invades Israel thinking to wound the ships of Chittim in some way. This absolutely has to be the United States. When we went to war with Iraq, one of the first things Saddom did to hurt us was to fire on Israel. He knew that we have an important relationship with Israel. He was trying to force Israel into battle so that the other Muslim nations would join him against the U.S. Also to possibly cause problems between the U.S. and Israel. This move by the Antichrist when he invades Israel will be a similar move; it will be the beginning of World War Three. This war will end at Armageddon.

    The arms standing on his part is simply these six nations joining with the Antichrist to invade Israel. These people are the people of the prince that would come in Daniel 9. They will set the antichrist on a throne in the Temple and declare him to be God. Israel escapes when he comes. They will go into the land of Jordan to await transport to the United States of America. It is here in this land that God is going to feed Israel for 3 1/2 yrs. America was a wilderness in John's day. God told John that they would go to a place that he had prepared for them in the Wilderness. God has been preparing America for this event for over 400yrs.

    The United States of America, along with six other allies, will fight in Israel's defense. Sometime during the last 3 1/2 yrs. we will drive the Antichrist completely back to the Euphrates River in Iraq. Afterwards he will call for help from other nations to fight against us. This will be time for Armageddon. At that time most of America will have come to Christ and will be raptured along with everyone else that is the Lords. We will eat the marriage supper of the lamb and return to defeat the antichrist. Then there will be a One-World Government just like Isaiah said; " the Government would be on His Shoulders." Jesus is coming back to rule the world with peace and love

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