[Wallen]

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:
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"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

[gasleh]

hi wallen how u doing fine i hope it's a while i haven't seen ur posts

any way ur story is very funny looooooooool but i'm sure ca ne doit pas etre exagerer c'est le riducile ricain tous craché .
and welcom back

[Wallen]

Thank u darling
how have u been?

gasleh, le Monday 28 March 2005, 2:00, dit :

hi wallen how u doing fine i hope it's a while i haven't seen ur posts

any way ur story is very funny looooooooool but i'm sure ca ne doit pas etre exagerer c'est le riducile ricain tous craché .
and welcom back

[le-patrouilleur]

nice one wallen at the start the be honest with u i didn't get it but it''s the second time i understood and am sur i wasn't the only one so do u have any more where that one came from. Oh yeah and i see u r a old one i mean a long time membre so bon retour.

[le-patrouilleur]

Un enfant demande à son père :
- Dis papa, quel est le secret pour être heureux ?
Alors le père demande à son fils de le suivre; ils sortent de la maison, le père sur leur vieil âne et le fils suivant à pied.

Et les gens du village de dire
- Mais quel mauvais père qui oblige ainsi son fils d'aller à pied
-Tu as entendu mon fils? Rentrons à la maison, dit le père.

Le lendemain ils sortent de nouveau, le père ayant installé son fils sur l'âne et lui marchant à côté.
Les gens du village dirent alors :
- Quel fils indigne, qui ne respecte pas son vieux père et le laisse aller à pied !
- Tu as entendu mon fils ? Rentrons à la maison.

Le jour suivant ils s'installent tous les deux sur l'âne avant de quitter la maison.
Les villageois commentèrent en disant :
- Ils ne respectent pas leur bête à la surcharger ainsi !
-Tu as entendu mon fils ? Rentrons à la maison.

Le jour suivant, ils partirent en portant eux-mêmes leurs affaires, l'âne trottinant derrière eux. Cette fois les gens du village y trouvèrent encore à redire :
- Voilà qu'ils portent eux-mêmes leurs bagages maintenant! c'est le monde à l'envers !
- Tu as entendu mon fils ? Rentrons à la maison.

Arrivés à la maison, le père dit à son fils :
- Tu me demandais l'autre jour le secret du bonheur. Peu importe ce que tu fais, il y aura toujours quelqu'un pour y trouver à redire.

Fais ce qui te plaît et tu seras heureux

[kadijaosman]

[I]hi walen hope you thing that is funny because is not realy funny unless you are realy the dumm one.the American's are just looking after for there country inlike you so here is a joke " don't pist on were you eat"

[mc jean gab1]

loolll pas mal du tout wallen,tu fais des progrés...........
kadijaosman,j'espere pour toi que tu a une bonne assurance car ca va peter.....
tin tin tin
mc jean gab1

[Wallen]

You know kadija,
I really like ur avatar
it reflects ur personality, especially its exp​ression, some kind of ongoing brain damage.

You should change ur nick by the way.....what about Im-an-idiot-get-me out-of-here?
The dumb ones are the American and if they have to spend their lives digging in some poor old man's backyard its their fault, that'll teach them and they ll hopefully understand that the Earth is not their local Mcdonald.

Girl u seriuosly need to get ur opinions sorted and...go back and take english lessons, ur spelling is so bad I was about to weep.

PS Salut Jean,
c koi cete folle,le Zoo est de sortie ou koi?

kadijaosman, le Tuesday 29 March 2005, 16:26, dit :

[I]hi walen hope you thing that is funny because is not realy funny unless you are realy the dumm one.the American's are just looking after for there country inlike you so here is a joke "  don't pist on were you eat"

[garei]

looool

Elle est où la réponse de kadija, hate de voir ce qu'elle a ds un ventre osi épaisse !!!
lool

Non sérieux du vrai délire si les djibs doivent se mettre à protéger les américains, non mais où on va ????(Ils nourrissent bien notre cher dummy président mais quand même!!!!!!!)

sinon wallen j'ai vraiment adoré ta blague mais également ta réponse! lol!

Allez sans rancunes petites (ou vielles ) Kadisja!

[garei]

garei, le Thursday 31 March 2005, 14:27, dit :

looool

Elle est où la réponse de kadija, hate de voir ce qu'elle a ds un ventre osi épais !!!
lool

Non sérieux du vrai délire si les djibs doivent se mettre à protéger les américains, non mais où on va ????(Ils nourrissent bien notre cher dummy président mais quand même!!!!!!!)

sinon wallen j'ai vraiment adoré ta blague mais également ta réponse! lol!     

Allez sans rancunes petite (ou vielle ) Kadisja!

niin ki nolow maxaa aragtii ku labaan!!!

nb: qques rectifications,dsl!

[kadijaosman]

garei, le Thursday 31 March 2005, 14:32, dit :

garei, le Thursday 31 March 2005, 14:27, dit :

looool

Elle est où la réponse de kadija, hate de voir ce qu'elle a ds un ventre osi épais !!!
lool

Non sérieux du vrai délire si les djibs doivent se mettre à protéger les américains, non mais où on va ????(Ils nourrissent bien notre cher dummy président mais quand même!!!!!!!)

sinon wallen j'ai vraiment adoré ta blague mais également ta réponse! lol!     

Allez sans rancunes petite (ou vielle ) Kadisja!

niin ki nolow maxaa aragtii ku labaan!!!

nb: qques rectifications,dsl!

[kadijaosman]

good one where did you learn your english?answer that!!don't hate because they're smarter then you.they have reach beyond there dreams and were did you reach were?you know that there has been a lot of people who lost there life just because they were muslum now is that how you define smart?the american's are in the front line and serving there country and the million people from all over the world even djibouti but there is nothing enough for you i thing.if it wasn't for the arab's who happen to be smart in your book the muslum people would not be in this mess so thing about it!the arab's made worst for us for our brother and sisters now are they still smart,if you call that smart then i don't know what to say to you.is really sad how people talk about things they have no clue about.is not right to start a fight when you know that you can't defend others.and for your information fish are not dum.there are a lot of things we don't know so keep it to your self if you don't know what you are talking about. ...............

[Desaxee]

go go kadija !!!
Go Girl
Go Girl
Go Giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl


Seriuosly girls

We don't give a sh..t about yankees or arab so stop fighting over them.

To add my bit :

one extremist indian has said : Not all muslims are terrorists but Every terrorist is a muslim

Ce message a été modifié par Desaxee - 31 mars 2005 - 11:41 .

[kadijaosman]

thank you desaxee,but i'am not taking anyone sides i'am just telling like it is.if you look at it none of them are right so why take one side and say the other is bad?i mean it just don't make sence to me..

i'am still watting for your answer smart man wallen!......

[agentlo]

kadijaosman, le Thursday 31 March 2005, 22:03, dit :

thank you desaxee,but i'am  not taking anyone sides i'am just telling like it is.if you look at it none of them are right so why take one side and say the other is bad?i mean it just don't make sence to me..

i'am still watting for your answer smart man wallen!......

hey kadijaosman leave wallen alone dear, I dont like ben laden but it is better than a Yankee who wanna be my master. If u r one of those american wanna be, the next time i'll will blow u up. by the way wallen is right improve ur english or speak somali, if u cant either speak arabic or shut ur mouth dear. It was a joke from wallen that is all. She did not take any side.