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#1 L'utilisateur est hors-ligne   Walane Icône

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Posté 02 avril 2004 - 02:34

THIS IS SHAN


Mrs Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives
with a female roommate Vikki...During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between
Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and
wrote:

Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma which read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl
by now.

Love, Momma.


Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...
Especially if she is Italian!
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Posté 02 avril 2004 - 06:48

:P lol elle est bonne celle là =D>
qu' ALLAH ai pitié de nous

pourquoi ne croirai-je pas en Sa justice, lorsque les rêves de celui qui dort à même le sol ne sont pas plus beaux que ceux de celui qui dort sur un matelat de plumes.

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Posté 02 juin 2009 - 04:42

Deadly!!!!
In general, it is not a good idea to lie to any mom. They know you more than yourself.
Who remembers the time where they appear out of the blue at a spot you were going and told not to go. I used to think she was psychic or I wasn't good at lying.
The thing about djiboutian mother, they know how to scare with minimal action and always the best psychiatric when needed but they never sugarcoat anything. Raw truth if needed!!!
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