[Somali_psycho]

BLACK PANTIES
Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago  and still
hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage.
Her daughter constantly urges her to get back  into the
dating world.
Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but  doesn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies,"Mama! I have  someone
for you to meet."
Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like  one
another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to  join him
for a weekend in the mountains. Their first night there, she
undresses
as he does. There she stands nude except for a pair  of black
lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black  panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my  body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in  mourning."
Now he knows he's not getting lucky that  night.
The following night the same scenario. She's  standing
there with the black panties on, and he is in his  birthday
suit...except that he has a black condom over  his erection.
She looks at him and asks,
"What's with the...uh...black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest  condolences.