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#1 L'utilisateur est hors-ligne   djib_extremiste Icône

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Icône du message  Posté 24 juin 2003 - 04:59

A family just arrived in Canada, as immigrants from Palestine. Upon their
arrival,
their 11-year-old son was sent to a school in Montreal.

His first day in school, the teacher asked the kid to introduce himself.
The kid said; "I just arrived from Palestine and my name is "MOHAMMAD".
The teacher told him that the name "Mohammad" does not properly fit with the
names of his new schoolmates. She suggested changing his name to "JOHNNY".

The kid liked the new name and he became "Johnny" instead of Mohammad.
At the end of the school day, he went back home and straight into his room.

His mother wanted to chat with him about his experience on the first day in a
Canadian school.

She yelled: "MOHAMMAD" come here".

He did not reply.

She called again.

He did not answer.

She went to see him and asked why he did not answer her call.

He said my name is not Mohammad. It is "JOHNNY"

Pissed off by his answer, she slapped him, so that his face became slightly
bruised .

When his father came home from work, he called his son;

"MOHAMMAD please come here, I want to talk to you".

Again, the kid did not respond.

The father went to check why his son was not responding.

The kid replied, "My name is JOHNNY not Mohammad".

The father was furious. He slapped his son hard, adding to the size of the
bruises on his face.

When the kid went back to school the following day, the teacher asked him
"What happened?"

The kid answered "DO YOU BELIEVE IT? MY FIRST DAY AS AN IMMIGRANT IN CANADA, &
I WAS ATTACKED BY TWO ARAB TERRORISTS."
:lol: :lol: :D :lol:
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Posté 24 juin 2003 - 06:46

Loooooool
Pas mal! ;)
Lolita :P
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