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Icône du message  Posté 18 novembre 2008 - 06:24

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on "Global Organized Crime." The author who introduced the story swears it's true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm a FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're a FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is a FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is a FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.

CLICK.


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Posté 18 novembre 2008 - 06:45

You made my day!!!! :lol:
It would have been priceless to see the pizza guys face at the end of the call.
The manager: What happen there?
The poor guy: I think some maniacs from a psychiatric called us to make an order but expects to grouth the gates and manage to be alive without a scratch. I think I should be sent home before I suspect everything from here.
:lol:
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Icône du message  Posté 18 novembre 2008 - 06:52

Voir le messageFluid, le Tuesday 18 November 2008, 12:37, dit :

You made my day!!!! :lol:
It would have been priceless to see the pizza guys face at the end of the call.
The manager: What happen there?
The poor guy: I think some maniacs from a psychiatric called us to make an order but expects to grouth the gates and manage to be alive without a scratch. I think I should be sent home before I suspect everything from here.
:lol:


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Funny stuff....and it's even more hilarious cuz it's true...what that FBI agent was thinkin??? uh yeah we r FBI at the psychiatric Hospital..loool..i am sure even his fbi buddies were laughin at him being hung off on the telefone by a pizza cleck ..loooooooll


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