[coolwannabe]

Writen by a Guy:



I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I will not be having sex tonight either..

[E-{-_-}-Face]

coolwannabe, le Wednesday 24 September 2008, 6:01, dit :

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

hum.. very dreadful...very sad how chicks use their "emotional needs" as blackmail... enuff to make an honest caring man go beezeerk and wild out...for real...watch out gurls ...take that road and reap the wrath of gettin kicked to the curb... Men dont play dat..kkkkk

coolwannabe, le Wednesday 24 September 2008, 6:01, dit :

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

kkkkkkkkkkkkk....Karma is a b.i.t.c.h. ain't it....hard to swallow the bitterness of being flipped by ur own game ..huh..kkkkkkkk

coolwannabe, le Wednesday 24 September 2008, 6:01, dit :

Apparently I will not be having sex tonight either..

She definitely wont either...and it seems she didn't mature up from the whole thing..kkkkk

shame shame...who's next

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coolwannabe, le Wednesday 24 September 2008, 12:01, dit :

she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

coolwannabe, le Wednesday 24 September 2008, 12:01, dit :

Apparently I will not be having sex tonight either..

U will be lucky if u end up in the same room

[Esco]

1 partout

[coolwannabe]

When will women understand our 3 basic needs?
Food
Sex
Silence

[E-{-_-}-Face]

coolwannabe, le Thursday 25 September 2008, 5:09, dit :

When will women understand our 3 basic needs?
Food
Sex
Silence

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

"the more u r with someone the more eatin and f#ing to do"...kkkkkkk

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related


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[Fluid]

correction: "the more u r with someone the more eatin and LESS f#ing to do"...

I love his motto: Is all about her!!!

by Chris Rock supporter!

[E-{-_-}-Face]

Fluid, le Thursday 25 September 2008, 11:10, dit :

I love his motto: Is all about her!!!

by Chris Rock supporter!

I see u gloating and would bet my Xbox 360 that u were "almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement" when u heard Chris sayin that ... .."it's all about her"...."IT'S ALL ABOUT HERR !!! FELLAS"...right?.. kkkkkk

Thks for the correction...deep inside i was hopin u wouldn't notice that lil detail...kkkk

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[E-{-_-}-Face]

...still waitin for the rebuttal...if any..kkk

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[Fluid]

E-{-_-}-Face, le Thursday 25 September 2008, 14:21, dit :

I see u gloating and would bet my Xbox 360 that u were "almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement" when u heard Chris sayin that ... .."it's all about her"...."IT'S ALL ABOUT HERR !!! FELLAS"...right?.. kkkkkk

Thks for the correction...deep inside i was hopin u wouldn't notice that lil detail...kkkk

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Obviously, I know it's all about me since I came on earth. Somehow, you guys didn't realise it until some hard slap on the face. He just reminded you about your responsiblity that you failed to notice everytime you are with a woman. It's true we demand alot but it's for your best interest my brother. Just to let you know, the satisfaction I get to kick someone behind on my Xbox 360 and my sexual desire don't match. Complete different level.... Get with the program my darling.

[E-{-_-}-Face]

Fluid, le Friday 26 September 2008, 12:21, dit :

Obviously, I know it's all about me since I came on earth. Somehow, you guys didn't realise it until some hard slap on the face. He just reminded you about your responsiblity that you failed to notice everytime you are with a woman. It's true we demand alot but it's for your best interest my brother. Just to let you know, the satisfaction I get to kick someone behind on my Xbox 360 and my sexual desire don't match. Complete different level.... Get with the program my darling.

...my darling huh?....since u have said that word..my Mp box has been flooded with hate messages....kkkkkkkkkkkkkk i think i got more enemies than salman rushdi.....dayumm...didn't know u were soo "convoitee" kkkkkkkk

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[Fluid]

Now, I got something for you that will equilibrate the jokes.

[hassan med]

Humour

Pour faire plaisir aux femmes Djibnautes

1-Un homme lit le journal et dit à son épouse : - Savais-tu que les femmes utilisent 30.000 mots par jour et les hommes 15.000 ?
La femme lui répond : 'C'est facile à expliquer, il faut toujours répéter deux fois la même chose aux hommes.'
L'homme se retourne vers elle et dit : 'Quoi?'

2-Un homme dit à son épouse : - Comment le bon Dieu a-t-il pu te faire aussi belle et aussi stupide à la fois ?
Celle-ci répond : - Laisse-moi t'expliquer : Dieu m'a faite belle pour t'attirer. Et il m'a faite assez stupide pour que je te garde.

3-Suite à une dispute, un couple ne se parle plus. Aucun ne veut rompre le silence. Soudain le mari se souvient qu'il doit se lever à 5:00 du matin pour prendre l'avion en vue d'un rendez-vous d'affaires important. Il prend un bout de papier et écrit : - Réveille-moi à 5 heures, je dois prendre l'avion.
Il le place bien en vue. Le lendemain, il se réveille à 9h; furieux, il se lève et aperçoit un papier sur sa table de nuit sur lequel il lit : 'Il est 5h, lève-toi.'

[E-{-_-}-Face]

Fluid, le Sunday 28 September 2008, 13:12, dit :

Now, I got something for you that will equilibrate the jokes.

In other words, I should get Tivo?..kkkkk

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